Mar 29, 2010
I killed a mosquito
In fact, I killed a lot of mosquitoes that night and had this crazy idea.. How good if i were to be like electric eel, and those stupid mosquitoes gonna explode and got fried everytime they tried to sting me! =.="
Reason why I should not have own kids..
Mar 26, 2010
stupid Mr. P colleague sent this to me this morning, I was angry and thought the TNB ppl is a shame to all Malaysian….
* This article is written by Nose4news, and Nose4news is crap. Specifically, bullcrap. Any 5-year-old would be able to see that everything here’s just horseshit. Pure fiction, and has nothing to do with the dead, alive or anywhere in between. I mean, if you actually believe anything in here as fact (even if the stinking, toxic crap here sound more logical than reality itself), then please: do humanity a favour and just jump off a building. Idiot. Great, I was an idiot for 1 hour plus, now I hope you feel cheated and feel like an idiot like I did… wtf… =.=”
Hey~ guys~ Chill out and have a kit kat or whatever ok! Don't scold TNB in my blog, they are innocent one!!!!
KUALA LUMPUR — Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Malaysia’s premier energy provider today announced that they were taking legal action against the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) for organising the Earth Hour, a global movement that makes a stand against climate change by turning off all non-essential lights and electrical equipment for an hour every year.
In a Press conference, TNB president and CEO Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh said that the annual worldwide symbolic gesture, which this year would be observed this Saturday at 8.30pm, is nothing more than an ‘arrogant and thoughtless viral movement’ aimed to hurt power companies such as TNB.
CHE KHALIB: These people are inconsiderate
“Obviously these green-minded fellows think they’re really cute, organising such an irresponsible campaign,” said Che Khalib angrily. “They say ‘turn off your lights for an hour’ and people do. I bet that really makes them feel all powerful.
“What these western colonialists fail to grasp is how such drastic action affects the poor companies like us. One hour of unused electricity means an hour of wastage for TNB. Did you know that last year’s Earth Hour costed us millions in unrealised revenue?” asked Che Khalib, seething.
“How do you think that affected our production? We couldn’t exactly turn off our power plants just because a large number of Malaysians turn off their lights at the same time. So imagine all that wasted energy.
“This year, we expect even more people to fall for this global con-job,” added Che Khalib. “So there’ll be more lights turned off. KL alone would be engulfed in darkness. Yes, sure, it may seem fun to some, running around in complete darkness. But that also means TNB would get less money. Tell me, what am I supposed to say to the kids of this electrical technician when we can’t give bonus this year?” asked Che Khalib, as he pointed to a TNB staff manning the lights for the Press conference.
He added, “In light of such inconsiderate actions by these tree huggers, TNB has no choice but to take legal action against the Earth Hour organisers, WWF. We’ll wait for our accountants to come back with the loss figure after this year’s Earth Hour, and we plan to sue them for that same amount. We may even add a hundred million ringgit or so, to teach them a lesson.”
Che Khalib also reminded Malaysians to ignore the Earth Hour, calling it a ‘cultural invasion, a concerted assault by extreme liberal forces aimed to destabilise poorer nations’.
“We are Malaysians, and we should be proud of our lights. Every night we should go out and see the beautiful sparkling lights in our city skylines. Don’t be ashamed of the lights,” said Che Khalib, as he unveiled a set of pictures showing the Petronas Twin Towers and the surrounding buildings consequently going dark during last year’s Earth Hour.
God knows how many people tripped over things and hurt themselves in the complete darkness, not to mention the number of bad people going around doing naughty things, knowing the authorities could not see them.
“Let’s reverse the order of these pictures this year, and fight for the rights to our lights,” continued Che Khalib. “Let’s unite as 1Malaysia, and tell these green terrorists that we will not go dark! We will not switch off! Let’s tell them that we love our lights!
“POWERRR… EXTREME!” he screamed, as powerful clusters of foglamps flooded the conference room with ultra-bright and hot light, temporarily blinding everyone present, and signalling the end of the Press conference.
Mar 25, 2010
#1 FML MAX!! I cannot believe I am actually that kindhearted to clear up other ppl's shit! So the story is like this, my kitchen’s sink is clog again!! Just great, because I just unclogged it 2 days ago! FML X2, why I need to do all the unclog job now... T.T
#2 Then I unbelievable stupidly used my pretty fingers, my very precious pretty fingers to pic up the transparent things that clogged the sink. T.T, it looked like plastic and I thought it was plastic, and FML MAX, the plastic thingy was actually fish scale! T___________________________________________T
#3 I really so stupid, and dunno why I stupidly sacrifice my pretty fingers to pick it up coz the sink stinks like hell already!!!! Garhhh….. Freaking hate my Myanmar roommate who just slaughtered a fish previous days ago, and made me touched the disgusting rotten fish scale!!!!!!!
#4 done complaining… =.=”, but still… T.T, disgusting max T.T, my fingers is polluted now. T.T
#5 lets forget the disgusting fish scale, T.T… found this pic in my hp! My youngest cousin… so cute! He was begging me to let him play some computer games, I said no, and he got grumpy… ahahaha.. how could u say no to that face, so I let him play a game that would pop out a ghost image when u're in the final round, wtf…
#6 Tobby's new car got tinted!! Tobby!! yiuhoo, still remember Tobby? =.=", I am still with the same old guy...
#7 captured this pic on a random sunny day, so pretty as if i were in Japan...
#8 pretty flower path... This is my company hostel!!!
#9 hmmm.... extra parts from dead transformer fan. I have no idea where is parts suppose to be... On a 1 random fine day, then I found out the stick thingy is to put on top of the fan cover to make your fan turn… =.=”
#10 my colleague asked me "Donna lim, why are u so funny one" 10 times a day, Ok, the story is like this, I went to a meeting, and sat next to a colleague, lets call him “Mr. P”, then we were texting each other in a meeting room wtf, coz the meeting is too bored… Then suddenly he said something like “u try go to smell kk’s pigu” and I replied him “u go first, the hole there…” then I burst out in laughter and my boss who sat next to me was looking at me in a shocked face…. T________T
Mar 19, 2010
So, I’ve got my fan from HR. FOC… Muahahahaahhaha… Their efficiency damn high, morning only request a fan from them, I already got one in the afternoon.
The problem is I need to carryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy all the way back from company to my hostel myself… HAND CARRY!!!!!!!
Strong huh… yea… I am proud of myself too… ^-^
(FTS, I don’t want to be strong actually, but no one could help me wat, wat to do.. wtf)
Note: () --> this is what I actually thinking..
on the way back, there was a van honk at me, whee-whit and took off,-___-“, blardy stupid idiot... Scare the shit out of me why suddenly got a van honk me lo!
Double FTS… What I got in the box were dead transformer’s body parts… T_______T
And the stupid instruction book that tells you absolutely NOTHING!! I couldn't find the so called "hole A"!!!!!! So, I just ignore it.... =.=
I am getting more and more spam in my blog! I dun remember if I ever visit any porn site IN MY OFFICE lo!! =.=”, I only blog when I am in the office k!! (eheheh.. Mr. Manager, during lunch time ok, lunch time.. I sacrifice my lunch time to blog one.. ehehehehe..)
Spam like this!
1) My Girl friend just broke up with me and I have uploaded every nude PIC I have of her to the net
Duh…. u broke up is your business la… Do I need to know that?
2) Amiable brief and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Thanks you as your information.
Zzzzzzzz…. Hate spammers!!!! Those spammers are human or auto generate from computer one?
Mar 18, 2010
Too many ppl said the previous post is too bored.
A said: this is why ppl regret surfing
B said: i tertidur liao
C said: read until here, i near sleep liao
D said: wtf… Zzzzzzzzz
I AM HURT!!!!!! T____________T
WUAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~ How could you all hurt my fragile heart like that…
You think I can shit out jokes with a blink of eye izzit?
No lah… I am the strongest girl I know wtf, peanut things like that not gonna hurt me ok!
But this, wtf.. made me doubt about myself for hmmm…. 2.87 seconds…
Coz someone said this when see the pic =_________=”
“Eh, I think u need to ask whether you are from rubbish bin........LANGSUNG tak ada mirip anyone, and i said olready your 2 brothers can see is brothers but you are all out of spec one! how come?....mutation??? “
Oh this snake-poisonous-tongue is obviously from Manglish AGAIN… wtf…
The story is like this, when I was very young, everyone said I was like my dad, only recently everyone said I am actually like my mum (even those who said I was like my dad ages ago)
A few ppl said I am like my father side grandma and again a few more said when looking at me it’s like looking at my mother’s side grandma. Exactly like my mother’s side grandma when she was young. =_________=”
So, either this, my father’s side grandma and my mother’s side grandma is actually look-alike.
I have the ideas but hard to put it across the blog because I have lost my blogging touch T_T
It was like you were so full of shit but miserably constipated at the same time, so nvm, I just put up 3 versions of my story.
Version 1 is my normally the original draft… (things I tell my friends before blog)
Version 2 is written by my friends coz I always told them, I don’t know how to write…
Version 3 is the only version shows up in blog. (ah choon… see I got use what u suggest)
Aren’t you happy coz you’ve got 3 versions to read now wtf…
Semalam my kipas rosak…
Not rosak, but spinning very slow, then I tot too much dust loh, then go wash, after that… stop spinning forever wtf…
Then I slp without fan loh, but sibeh banyak nyamuk.. 4am ++ already wake up liao -> super rare case
Neh.. itu magnum jackpot loh… got 100million combination… haih… dream hancur
Yesterday saya punya fan spoil already
Bukan spoil la, tapi pusing sangat perlahan, jadi saya fikir mesti terlalu banyak habuk lo, oleh itu pergi cuci, lepas itu, kipas itu berhenti pusing sepenuhnya.. apa itu main… -_-“
Jadi saya tidur tanpa kipas, tapi sibeh many mossy… 4am++ sudah bangun -> sangat jarang berlaku punya kes
Neh… that magnum jackpot loh.. ada 100juta kombinasi.. haih… mimpi shattered.
Last night, my overworked fan died…
Half died at first, coz it spin very slow, then I thought maybe too much dust on it, then I opened and washed, after that… the stupid fan stopped spinning forever wtf…
I had no choice but to sleep without fan, but don’t know what the hell happened. I stayed at 7th floor also the mosquitoes managed to fly in. Sibeh banyak nyamuk + super hot made me woke up at 4am this morning! (super rare case for me because I only wake up the very last minute)
Next is regarding the magnum jackpot, RM 20million. Guess what? I won!!!!!!!!
Ok, I lied…
And recently then I found out the two winning numbers need to be on the same ticket then your can win the Jackpot, meaning 10k*10k combination, total 100million combination to win the Jackpot. Dream crashed….. It's time to get back to work.
Mar 16, 2010
So, one day (actly just yesterday), dunno why suddenly talk about some adult thing wtf, haih, what to do, he is sex guru ok!!
Is like this, I asked why men always cheat on their wife?
Now he said most men would go out find “new food” if they couldn’t get satisfaction from home.
Manglish: sure one, I am a man, so I know. Most men are like that, this is naked truth, and this is human nature. Then when he wants, she doesn’t want. He will go find someone who wants, if he “curi makan” outside, she cannot blame him la, coz she doesn’t WANT first.
Donna: where got such things? So means if the girls don’t want means padan muka kena dumped ar? mlm
Manglish: u see so many marriages now break because of sex, so sex is very important. That’s why men cheat, because they are frustrated in the bedroom.
After a lot of irrelevant bullshit...
*because I said be a Vampire is so good blablabla and etc… nvm, just skip my part*
Manglish: virgin guy blood
Donna: Eh, define virgin guy =.=”, u see, girls are easy, got something masuk lobang then not virgin wtf, but how to know guys one?
Manglish: see the lj head
Manglish: if got tahi lalat or any discoloration
Manglish: then sure no virgin liao
Manglish: if the color is homogenous one then still virgin
Manglish: is somewhere got a bit like tahi lalat
Manglish: or brown spot means no virgin anymore.
1st, so that is women's fault for not being to tie their husband is it? So, I would say now is the women/girls' turn to find “new food” outside and blame on men then!!!
2nd, wtf, the virgin guy part, is that true? =.=”
Mar 10, 2010
Just not long ago, I started to record down my expenses and found out I actually spent 3 times than what I had budgeted for myself, and FYI except for my school loan about RM 160 per month, I don’t have other commitments, no car loan, no house loan, how the hell I could spent the equal amount as ppl who has a car and a house. T.T, I seriously need to bang my head against the wall.
Ok, ever since I record down every expense and having a strict financial planning for myself, I actually stressed the shit out of myself, to see the money grow like snail every month. How the hell can I buy a car, house and raise kids in the future?
My company management would say, work harder and get a promotion, be a manager like them wtf..
Colleague A: working for 20 years, a very dedicated worker working from Mon – Sunday, never takes holiday; end up as unmarried lady with no social life at all. Her life is all about working and go back slp, the same routine for 20 years. Her solely entertainment is TV show after work at 10.30pm.
Colleague B: now facing health issue in his young age because of unmanaged-stress
Colleague C: laid-back type, married with 3 kids and clears all her loan and waiting for retirement. (wtf... i am secretly jealous)
Geez… do I really need to work harder get a promotion, stuck in rat race and before I realize I am already a dead rat? T.T
This is what I tell my friend recently.
20 years of saving 0-20 -> around RM xk, when go study = 0
after 2 years of working -> around RM x0k, after buy car = 0, when got car, u want save more is even harder already. All start from zero again
X years of working saving after buy car -> estimate around RM x0k, after buy a house = 0 again, when you have a car, a house, saving is EVEN HARD
XX years of working saving after car, house and a husband/wife-> estimate ZERO saving, coz maybe that time you already have kids.. got car, got house, got kids, saving is almost impossible.
Shit rat race. T.T
Earning is hard, saving is even harder. T.T
Mar 6, 2010
sana, sini, itu, ini
1. Najib vs Mahathir - Mahathir (no other choices already ar?)
2. Facebook vs Twitter - Facebook
3. Lady Gaga vs Beyonce – Lady Gaga
4. PJ vs KL - KL
5. iPhone vs Nexus One - iPhone
6. Blackberry vs HTC - Blackberry
7. Firefox vs Google Chrome – Google Chrome
8. Nikon vs Canon DSLR - Nikon
9. sex vs sleep - sleep
10. eating vs sex - eating
11. call vs sms - call
12. sunny vs rainy - rainy
13. werewolves vs vampires - vampires
14. healthy & poor vs sick & rich – healthy & poor
15. cakes vs doughnuts - cakes
16. school days vs working days – working days
17. dog vs cat - dog
18. single vs married - single
19. Malaysia vs Singapore - Malaysia
20. China vs USA - USA
21. Paula Abdul vs Kara DioGuardi - Kara DioGuardi (actly have no idea who is that, just pick the longest name.. =.=”)
22. OldTown vs Papparich - Papparich
23. Fitness First vs Celebrity Fitness – Celebrity Fitness
24. driver vs passenger - passenger
25. beautiful & dumb vs brainy & fat – beautiful & dumb =.=
26. handsome & egoistic vs ugly & rich – ugly & rich
27. insurance agent vs direct selling agent – insurance agent
28. horror movies vs comedies - comedies
29. working for yourself vs working for others – working for myself
30. Avatar vs Lord Of The Rings - Avatar
31. bus vs taxi - taxi
32. Haagen Dazs vs Baskin Robbins – Haagen Dazs
33. flu vs diarrhea - Diarrhea
34. blue vs pink - pink
35. chicken vs duck - chicken
36. dawn vs dusk - dusk
37. Tiger Woods vs Nicole David – Nicole David
38. Gmail vs Yahoo email – Yahoo email
39. book smarts vs street smarts – street smarts
40. foongpc's travel posts vs ghost story posts – GHOST STORY POSTS!!!
41. Working days vs holidays – HOLIDAYS!!!
This is a tag from foongpc and the reason to do this post is I want to win a lucky draw from him because I am cheapskate like that. =.=”
Here, here, here is his blog~ ~
He said this contest is open to Malaysians and Singaporeans only. International bloggers are welcomed to join provided they are Entrecard members.
Mar 3, 2010
#1 I finally met the one who always smoke in my condo's lift this morning! I had a chance to tell him "hey.. YOU, pls do not smoke in the lift", but i swallowed everything and turned all the words into fart.
#2 Because he has dragon tattoo on his right arm and tiger tattoo on his left arm. =__________="
#3 My colleague just turned me into this. wtf.. damn ugly loh... yucks... =..=", ofcoz I turned him to something even more horrible as return. Damn hilarious one, but cannot show the picture here. haih..
#4 haih.. i've been pressing calculator for few days now, and thinking it's better to buy new car or second hand. T_T, I know second hand car is not good bla bla bla, but new car is also damn expensive. T.T
#5 I am the most kiam siap ppl in the world, then saving is meant for "future/emergency-used" (probably forever also saving, coz the $$ is always for "future-used"), I don't want to use my saving to buy car, coz my biggest interest is to see money growing, not decreasing.. I am very "sayang" my saving one. T.T
#5 Then again, got ppl said 2012 is end of the world, save so hard for what? =.="
#6 As usual, lame conversation, but super funny!!!
work at here very sien, how ah how ah. teach me
Don’t always say sien... think of the peaceful sea and look afar
Keep looking.. =.=
Don’t stop, keep looking until 5.30 and go back =.="
wait.. i think of peaceful sea now
Good wind from the sea
then my hair tak bergerak sikit pun even angin laut tu semakin kuat... =_____="
semakin kuat semakin kuat
then i ditiup terbang
#7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.. already re-read endless times but still feel funny..