my bad luck with bus

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Not only bus actually, I rarely have luck on everything also… =.=”

#1 cockroach bus
I don’t know precisely when I took this cockroach bus! But why I called it as cockroach bus is because that bus got gazillion of cockroaches live inside!!!!! Every time the bus stopped, two grandparents cockroaches would bring all their grandsons crawled out from don’t know where and crawled to my seat!!! T________T
Got 2 cockroaches were as big as elephant while the other 100 cockroaches were tiny a bit! T______T
I remember I had a picture somewhere but I couldn’t find it now. =.=”

Moral of the story: never ever lean your head on the bus window with your mouth opened while you are sleeping in the bus, you will never know what is going to crawl into your mouth…

#2 mysterious farts from mysterious anonymous
I don’t know why but every time [repeat: EVERY TIME!!!] sure got someone fart in the bus and I don’t know who is that coz everyone also in “Don’t know who is the farting bastard” face, maybe including the farter him/herself!! Wtf…
Seriously FML coz need to smell some strangers’ fart while you got no where else to turn to but to continue suck the air with some fart molecules in it. T___________T

#3 some hyper-active kids sitting behind you
Who constantly kicked your chair from behind, wont stop yelling/screaming/crying while their mom actually sitting NEXT TO THEM! =__________=”

Honestly, I don’t hate kids! But I really cannot tahan when some kids constantly disturbing me by kicking my seat, stood up and pulled my hair from behind, kept peeping me from behind for 5 hours while their mom was sitting next to them all the way long but didn’t bother to stop her own kids AT ALL, coz when I turned around used with my angriest look, their mum just smiled back at me. That was all she did!!! =___=”
I don’t know why the bus allowed THREE KIDS sitting in a seat also!!!

You couldn’t scold a person who just smile back at you right? So, I just sat back and tahan for another 1 hour. Again, that demon child stood up with a donut and pulled my hair from behind!! I just turned around and told those kids “don’t disturb me already can or not” and sat back coolly without even looked at their mother. I tell you… I was really cool that time!!

-5 minutes later-
Those kids continued kicking my seat until I reached my destination. T________T
Imagine that yourself, “wong fei hong” kick from 3 demons behind for few hours. T___T
I din hear their mother got any intension to stop their kids from disturbing me at all..

#4 water dropped on my seat
This is the latest one! Very latest and it happened like last night when coming back from Klang. T________T
For ppl who ever sit in a bus with me should know my sleeping pose in bus is very weird one… I just cannot sleep straight like 9086432 other ppl do! Coz I don’t know why my head will falling either to left or right or front for whole ride if I just sit straight to sleep!

Okay… like this! So, this is how I sleep in bus. =.=”


Or like this… =.=” The only difference is I am not THAT fat yet + I am quite short, so I can sleep like this but squeeze every of my body part on chair, roll myself up like snail… =.=”

So, done introduction on how I sleep in bus.

So, yesterday, when back from Polly’s sister wedding… (btw… be the bride’s ji mui or groom’s heng dai is not an easy job, both also very tiring one), I was too tired then fall asleep and I didn’t notice there is water drops on my left butt. I only realized it TWO hours later when my jeans are all wet and have a freezing butt.. T_____T

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Speaking of which, I talked Cantonese to a stranger yesterday!!!! The lady was asking direction in Cantonese at first, I replied her in Cantonese also!!!!! Then we continued chit chat in Cantonese coz after that I moved to the place next to her, I told her my butt is all wet due to the water drop.. =.=”

I SPEAK CANTONESE OK!! I SPEAK CANTONESE!!!!!!!

Maybe this is nothing for Cantonese-base ppl, but speaking Cantonese for Mandarin-base ppl is the hardest thing on earth! Even harder than dancing in 20cm high-heels or harder than pigs flying!!!

I got no problem in understanding Cantonese, but don’t know why when it’s my turn to talk, some words just couldn’t pronounce properly or even better I just forgot how.

Some statistic to show
Mandarin: I will give myself 99% in understanding and conversation both

Cantonese: Understanding part, I think I can get 92.43% while conversation is 30%. =.=”

Hakka: Understanding – 90.75% vs conversation – 43.75%, Hakka is much easier than Cantonese… At least I can get the slang correct, unlike Cantonese.

Hokkien: understanding – 3.15% vs conversation – 2.15%
Btw, I am “Hokkien lang”… FML! =.=”

Sometimes I also don’t know why I can speak quite fluent. Sometimes here means ONE or TWO phrases not more than 3 minutes conversation. I am screwed if the conversation more than 3 minutes! But yesterday I talked in Cantonese for erm… I think 10 minutes… wtf… I already felt exhausted after that… luckily that lady was being transfer to another bus 10 minutes later…

All the bizarre about Cantonese now is because I am going to Hong Kong next year. Hehehehehe!! =.="

Zz end!